Who invented the blow job?
Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick”
tiny!john is my everything tbh
Driving in the dark through kangaroo territory and letting all the speeders pass me so that they can hit the kangaroos first. Honestly don’t even care. I’m tired, I’m scared and worried about what we’re traveling up for, and I’m over long-distance driving.
Tell me again how the Blanks are basically the people they’ve replaced.