these are so true they hurt
i have never seen a post with a plot twist like this before
This is the exact mix of wonderful and awful parenting I expect most tumblr users will display in later life.
THE BABE WITH THE POWER
THE POWER OF VOODOO
when you are under the word count for an essay
This scene was perfect
That time James Bond replied to homoerotic taunting not with some macho no homo bullshit, but by calmly implying he was bisexual anyway and somehow did not suddenly cease to be awesome but instead roughly doubled in awesome points.
Spend all weekend working on my assignment. Submit it tonight. Go to run a hot bath, hot water won’t regulate. Burn my feet. Ring Dad. Spend ten minutes going in and out of the house looking for the powerpoint for the gas cable that ‘has to be there’. Get yelled at because there isn’t one. Get passed to Mum because Dad can’t talk to me anymore. Hurriedly end the conversation. Hang up. Immediately burst into tears. Run the bath scalding.